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k009:

When no one likes your nico nico nii

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mikkeneko:

falseknees:

“I love cats! I’m on a diet!”

I have no trouble whatsoever believing that crows do this

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stubbornseedling:

Among the smartest and longest lived animals we can ever hope to interact with and it was willing to learn this stupid trick to amuse its human friend.

Thank you patient bird.

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cowboypda:

ghsjshisjghijfffd))))

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inksart00:

What i saw into ow fandom about this new big guy:

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libertarirynn:

They met in preschool. Once, he stood up in class and declared “I’m gonna marry her someday!”

He kept his promise.

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betterthing-s:

Hi I’m Emily and this is my petty revenge. Two months ago I was dumped for being “too fucking fat” in my ex’s words. That moment I decided to lose weight not for him or for anyone else, but for me. My weight is something i’ve struggled with my entire life & I wanted to change that. I decided to try this fruit cleanse my bestfriend recommended. I was able to lose 33 pounds in 6 weeks with no change in diet and little exercise. It increased my metabolism and melted my fat away like wax. But calories weren’t the only thing I burned.

When I sent my ex this picture of my new body, he asked me back out. I said “no thanks…. your pencil dick is too thin” 💀💀

this is the best thing i’ve seen all day

i really wanna try that cleanse but i’m broke, how much was it?

Good news! You can get a free trial of the cleanse here for only $5 in shipping. They’re about to run out if you still want one, the summer special ends tonight

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